Boiled Goose!

Not really...

 

Mom's Rating: 83

Nerves

A nerve in my face was shot today. While the dentist was numbing my face he shot me directly in the nerve. It hurt so bad I started crawling backwards up the dentist chair, like an animal. It happens.

 

Mom's Rating: 88 

Mobile

Izzy made a mobile from a wire hanger well over a year ago. I hung it on the light in the dining room and it still hangs there today. Occasionally we find something and add to it. Strange, I know. There is just something about this thing I really like. Mom says, "Me TOO."

 

Mom's Rating: 89

Bella

MOM'S RATING: 162

Late

Mom's rating: 1000

Dead or Alive?

Mom says almost dead but can be saved. What do you think?

 

Mom's Rating: 10 (but could be a 75!)

The Most Important Meal of the Day...

...serving it up Mickey's way!

 

Here is how the text conversation with Mom went this morning:

Me- "Pic of the day!"

Mom- "I have stared at this for 5 minutes. What is it?"

Me- "A girl scout cookie!"

Mom- "On top of virgin Mary's head?"

Me- "Um...that's my hand. You need a new phone or some new glasses!!!"

Mom- "I do need new glasses. But look objectively. Head bowed to right. Hands in front under chin..."

Me- "I crossed my eyes and unfocused them and could kind of see it...kind of."

FIN

Mom's Rating: 78